Quirky Bill — Mars Petition


Posted on November 2, 2023 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

MARS PETITION — Be a citizen! Sign the petition! Add new parties, as desired

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About Bill Kochman

Bill Kochman is a Christian writer, poet, graphic artist, online evangelist and founder and webmaster of the Bill's Bible Basics website and blog, as well as the founder and administrator of the Christian Social Network. His interests include tropical fish, Macintosh computers, web design, writing poetry, God's natural creation and his cats, Obsidian, Mischief and their progeny, such as Polo and Eljio.
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2 Responses to Quirky Bill — Mars Petition

  1. Emma says:
    November 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

    Hi Bill what is your opinion on women? Should they have permanent residency on mars? I am mostly concerned because I myself am a woman and I want to go to Mars, but I don’t want to be near liberals. Lastly, don’t you think furies should be sent there too?

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    • Bill Kochman says:
      November 28, 2023 at 2:32 PM

      Dear Emma, I have nothing against women; that is to say, REAL biological women. God created them for us men for a very special purpose. Now, regarding your desire to make your home on Mars, I have taken up your petition with the Mars Colony Council. Their unanimous decision is that it is NOT advisable for you to be making your home on Mars at some point in the future. Please consider the company you would be keeping. Would you want to make your home on Rikers Island? Or how about on Alcatraz Island back during the 1930s through the 1960s? That is basically what you would be doing by taking up permanent residence on Mars. Thus, for your own safety and well-being, your request has been denied by the Mars Colony Council.

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