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Quirky Bill — Online Tech Support

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can’t it? Once you’ve purchased their product or service, and they’ve got your money, oh boy oh boy! They have built up such a tall wall around themselves comprised of annoying response bots, that it is next to impossible to speak with a REAL person. How aggravating!

That’s why you need to keep pestering them with email after email, and phone call after phone call, until they finally respond to your questions and provide you with the service that you deserve. Don’t become disappointed and give in, because that is EXACTLY what some of those high and mighty tech people want you to do. Fight on!

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Quirky Bill — New English Verbiage graphic 02

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

I don’t think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn’t really Latin. 🙂

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Quirky Bill — Just Give Me a Keyboard!

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are you following her yet? 🙂

TALK ABOUT DEDICATION! — Wow! Now THAT is what I call being eager to participate! What a great addition she’d make to our community here. Well … except for the stench, and that nasty habit of always wanting to eat human flesh. Maybe we can keep a cage full of Democrats for her. Whaddaya think?

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Quirky Bill — I’m Just Waiting for the Day

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed!

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Quirky Bill — How to Reduce Number of Dinner Guests

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

As many of you know, I love cats. I have “owned” a number of them throughout my life. I “own” two cats now as well named Polo and Eljio. One thing which you quickly learn about cats is that they are very independent, stubborn, insistent, persistent, and they have a mind of their own. They do as they please, and they GO where they please as well. Eventually, that may even include mounting the counter tops where you prepare your meals, no matter how hard you try to train them not to do it.

The end result? Eventually, you are occasionally going to find a cat hair in your food. Disgusting? Yeah, I guess; but that’s life with a cat. But with that thought in mind, today I got a bit silly and decided to turn it into a new graphic. Anyway, if you are also a cat owner, I hope you can appreciate my humor in this new meme. If not, sue me already!

What kind of demented mind invents this kind of crazy stuff? In fact, he is so crazy, that he even thinks that this meme is funny! What do YOU think? Should he be committed . . . . . or should we just let him go on believing that he is truly funny?

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Quirky Bill — Hair on Screen

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

Seriously! I REALLY find it annoying! Will you PLEASE get that hair off of there! THANKS!

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Quirky Bill — Disconnected Computer Joke

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

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Quirky Bill — Democrats Change Name to Bolsheviks

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

HERE’S A GREAT PROPOSAL! — Seriously. Every time I hear a Democratic politician or some other liberal/progressive speak, talk about their particular position, make demands, shout in the street, engage in violence, and do all of the other things that they like to do, I think to myself, “Wow! They sound just like the Marxists … the Socialists … and Vladimir Lenin and his Bolsheviks. They too were unhappy with the government of Tsar Nicholas II, and rioted in the streets of Petrograd during the February Revolution of 1917 — which resulted in the abdication of Nicholas II — followed by the October Revolution that same year — which resulted in the overthrow of the Russian Provisional Government which came into power following Nicholas II’s abdication.

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Quirky Bill — Beware of Culicidae Zelenskyy

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

Culicidae Zelenskyy – Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed on the blood of mammals, or on various plant nectars, this parasite survives by sucking up vast quantities of money, particularly dollars from the USA.

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Quirky Bill — Bernie, Batman and Joker

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Funny #Poem

To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to:

https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#Humorous-Funny

I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own.

However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go.

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Quirky Bill — New English Verbiage graphic 01

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

Some words should definitely be included in the English dictionary. For some odd reason, this one was overlooked. Isn’t it time to correct the error?

Allow me to provide you with a clear example of how these verbs are used in a sentence:

“A live fly can buzz, but a dead fly buzzn’t”

Any questions? 🙂

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Quirky Bill — Adventures at the Dentist’s Office

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny

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SHAMEFUL NATION! — a poem and song by Bill Kochman

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#America #Politics #Poem

To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to:

https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#America-and-Political-Poems

“But They Refused to Listen” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse389.html

“Foolish Rebellion of the Wicked” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse198.html

Article: “What is Wrong With Modern America?”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/whtwrng1.html

“Don’t Provoke God to Anger” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse492.html

“Don’t Harden Your Heart” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse167.html

Article: “Abortion: The Slaughter of the Innocent”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/abort-01.html

Article: “The Gay and Lesbian Agenda: To the Point!”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/homosex1.html

“False Gods of the Nations” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse187.html

Article: “America: Land of the Free . . . and Hypocrisy!”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/AmericaLandOfFreeHypocris1.html

Article: “The Public School System and School Prayer”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/schpray1.html

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What Would Be an Awkward Moment for You?

Posted on August 9, 2024 by Bill Kochman

This is just a fun post. I am curious to see how many of my online friends will actually respond to it. Go ahead! You go first …. or second …. or third …. or ….

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Nope! Sorry! – Set to Private

Posted on August 9, 2024 by Bill Kochman

Seriously? You send me a friend request, and I go to your page only to discover that your account is either locked or set to private. What??? And you really expect me to accept your friend request??? I don’t think so! Open up, buddy! Thanks!

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If You Are Going to Hide ….

Posted on August 9, 2024 by Bill Kochman

It makes a lot of sense, right? Yet how many times do you get a friend request, only to go to that person’s page to find out that their account is locked, or there are no posts on it, or they don’t even provide a cover image and a profile pic. You really have to wonder what such people are thinking, or what they are really up to.

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How to Find Your Facebook URL on a Cell Phone

Posted on August 9, 2024 by Bill Kochman

It’s just that easy. This tip comes in handy when your friend asks you what your Facebook URL is but you don’t know. On a desktop computer it is much easier to find, because you can plainly see your Facebook URL in the location bar that is situated near the top of your web browser window. Then you can just copy and paste it for your friend. Not so on a cell phone. You have to do a little more work to find it.

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POLLS AND HOLES — a poem and song by Bill Kochman

Posted on August 9, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#LyingPoliticians #Politics #Poem

To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to:

https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#America-and-Political-Poems

Article: “Gaslighting: We Are Being Manipulated and Surveilled”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/gaslighting-manipulated-surveilled-1.html

Article: “To Vote, or Not to Vote”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/To-Vote-Or-Not-To-Vote-01.html

“Righteousness Exalts a Nation” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse248.html

“God Raises Up Leaders” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse032.html

“Obey the Powers That Be” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse405.html

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GUARD YOUR GARDEN — a poem and song by Bill Kochman

Posted on August 8, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#FallingAway #Backslide #Poem

To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to:

https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#Backsliding

“Look Forward and Stay on the Path” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse300.html

“Be Not Slothful in Business” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse343.html

“Strive for Your Crown of Life” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse321.html

“Faithful in the Least” KJV Bible Verse List:

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse160.html

Article: “Sluggards and Sloths”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/Sluggards-Sloths-Faithful-1.html

Article: “Study, Work, and Don’t Be Ashamed!”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/study-01.html

Article: “Parable of the Sower: Salvation and Service”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/parsowr1.html

Article: “Seek Ye First the Kingdom of God”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/seek1st1.html

Article: “Are You a Burning Ember for the Lord?”:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/ember-01.html

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THE NATURE OF GOD — a Bill’s Bible Basics article

Posted on August 8, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Christian #BibleStudy #Jesus

This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article by Bill Kochman can be read at:

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/The-Nature-of-God.html

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