This poem is a true story word-for-word. What? You don’t believe me? You want to see the receipt? Okay, so I lied an itty-bitty, teeny-weeny bit. Each bag actually costs $19.99. AND, each bag weighs 2 lbs. 2.38 ozs. That’s the price we pay for living on an import-dependent, tropical island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. There! Happy now? 🙂
#Humor #Funny #Poem
To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to:
https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#Humorous-Funny
“Happy is He, Happy Are Ye” KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse338.html
“Joy of the Lord” KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse041.html
“Joy in the Morning” KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse207.html
“Giving Thanks” KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse402.html
“God Shall Wipe Away All Tears” KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse320.html
“Be Content With What You Have” KJV Bible Verse List:
https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists/verse148.html
“Rejoice in Trials and Tribulations” KJV Bible Verse List::
